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Author: computer warning, Source: UnknownSaved by ImaWriterIII in computer dumb 9 years ago[save this] [permalink]

This is what many people, very influential powerful people, want you to believe - that you are just a computer robot. One of the ways that they try to convince you that you are a computer robot is by trying to convince you that computer robots are persons.

Author: Jagad Guru, Source: http://www.jagad-guru-chris-butler.com/transcriptsSaved by leen77 in life science respect philosophy quotes computer identity jagad guru chris butler transcripts robots jagadguru 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]
Dear sisters of Zion, seen and unseen. We are indeed in the computer age. Our six year old grandson was recently doing his usual heavy reading in Calvin & Hobbes and then was called on to pray. He intended to pray for his missionary cousin, Tom, but instead used the word "Hobbes." He paused, didn't know what to do, and then said, "Delete. Delete. Delete."
Author: Truman G. Madsen, Source: The Savior, the Sacrament, and Self-Worth. http://ce.byu.edu/c...Saved by mlsscaress in humor children learn prayer computer delete 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Author: Emo Philips, Source: unknownSaved by bluesfreak in computer joke 13 years ago[save this] [permalink]
Going hand in hand with this increased temple activity is an increase in our family history work. The computer in its various ramifications is accelerating the work, and people are taking advantage of the new techniques being offered to them. How can one escape the conclusion that the Lord is in all of this?
Author: Gordon B. Hinckley, Source: “Welcome to Conference,” Ensign, Nov 1999, 4Saved by cboyack in temple internet technology genealogy familyhistory computer 13 years ago[save this] [permalink]

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