quotes tagged with 'joke'

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

Author: Anonymous, Source: UnknownSaved by ImaWriterIII in character joke anonymous EDS laugh 9 years ago[save this] [permalink]

Putin presents his reform program to the Duma (Russian Parliament): "This proposal makes people rich and happy", he says. "The list of people can be found underneath".

Author: The Russian People, Source: UnknownSaved by inyucho in politics government authority reform russia joke blackhumour russian authoritarian putin 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

Looking at an urn: "You turned him into a tea pot?"

Author: Unknown, Source: UnknownSaved by inyucho in death joke blackhumour urn 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

You know the four seasons?


I'm experiencing them now, living down there in the park.

Author: Unknown, Source: UnknownSaved by inyucho in weather seasons joke blackhumour 4 four vivaldi homeless 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

A lecturer visits the mental hospital and gives a lecture about how great communism is. Everybody claps loudly except for one person who keeps quiet. The lecturer asks: "why aren't you clapping?" and the person replies "I'm not a psycho, I work here."

Author: The Russian People, Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokesSaved by inyucho in communism psychology joke soviet sovietunion russian psycho mentaldisorder mentalhospital 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

A Soviet newspaper reports: "Last night the N. Nuclear Powerstation fulfilled the Five Year Plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds."

Author: The Russian People, Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokesSaved by inyucho in politics communism economy nuclear joke political chernobyl soviet sovietunion planeconomy nuclearenergy blackhumour 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

Doc, why is it that when I speak to God it's a prayer, and when God speaks to me it's schizophrenia?

Author: The Russian People, Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokesSaved by inyucho in religion god prayer fun mental joke disorder schizophrenia 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Lily Tomlin, Source: http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=622Saved by Doc in humor humility joke 13 years ago[save this] [permalink]
All generalizations are false, including this one
Author: .Mark Twain, Source: unknownSaved by Doc in truth joke generalization stereotyping 13 years ago[save this] [permalink]
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Author: Yogi Berra, Source: unknownSaved by Doc in joke paradox malapropism 13 years ago[save this] [permalink]

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