Television is the first truly democratic culture--the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what the people do want.
Such is the human race. Often it does seem a pity Noah didn't miss that boat.
My own business always bores me to death; I much prefer other people's.
Man is the cruelest animal.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule.
In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
If you can't walk, you crawl, and if you can't crawl, you find somebody to carry you.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?