If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiuclous--everyone hasn't met me yet.
I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for a simple and singular solution that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.
Good students don't "cheat", they verify.
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made.
Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. Bring it on.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Beware of those in whom the will to punish is strong.
Beaten paths are for beaten men.