quotes tagged with 'randomhumor'

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

Author: Robert Benchly, Source: unknownSaved by amberb in randomhumor 11 years ago[save this] [permalink]

[An intellectual] is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Author: John Cheeson, Source: unknownSaved by amberb in music randomhumor 11 years ago[save this] [permalink]

A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.

Author: Benny Green, Source: unknownSaved by amberb in music randomhumor jazz 11 years ago[save this] [permalink]

Playing Bop is like playing scrabble with all the vowels missing.

Author: Duke Ellington, Source: unknownSaved by amberb in music randomhumor jazz 11 years ago[save this] [permalink]

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Author: Winston Churchill, Source: UnknownSaved by amberb in randomhumor 11 years ago[save this] [permalink]

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