Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
[An intellectual] is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
Playing Bop is like playing scrabble with all the vowels missing.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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