quotes tagged with 'sovietunion'

A lecturer visits the mental hospital and gives a lecture about how great communism is. Everybody claps loudly except for one person who keeps quiet. The lecturer asks: "why aren't you clapping?" and the person replies "I'm not a psycho, I work here."

Author: The Russian People, Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokesSaved by inyucho in communism psychology joke soviet sovietunion russian psycho mentaldisorder mentalhospital 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

A Soviet newspaper reports: "Last night the N. Nuclear Powerstation fulfilled the Five Year Plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds."

Author: The Russian People, Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokesSaved by inyucho in politics communism economy nuclear joke political chernobyl soviet sovietunion planeconomy nuclearenergy blackhumour 12 years ago[save this] [permalink]

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