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Young men are all very well in their place, but it doesnít do to drag them into everything, does it?
Isnít it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
ďWhen a woman says, Ďwhat?í itís not because she didnít hear what you said.† Sheís giving you a chance to change what you said.Ē
When Iím in a sober mood, I worry grumble and think. // When Iím in a drunken mood, I gamble play and drink.//But when my moods are over, and my time has come to pass,//I hope Iím buried upside-down so the world can kiss my ass.
When this is all over Iím going to have my nervous breakdown.† Iíve worked for it, Iím entitled to it, I deserve it, and Iím going to have it.
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.
If I click my heels together three times can I get out of here?
I identify with Dorothy, I seem to only attract men who are cowards, have no brain, or are in need of a heart.
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