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Young men are all very well in their place, but it doesnít do to drag them into everything, does it?

Author: LM Montgomery, Source: Anne of Green GablesSaved by l1nds4y in men youth funny belonging 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

Isnít it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.

Author: C S Lewis, Source: unknownSaved by l1nds4y in life change funny irony 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

ďWhen a woman says, Ďwhat?í itís not because she didnít hear what you said.† Sheís giving you a chance to change what you said.Ē

Author: n/a, Source: unknownSaved by l1nds4y in men funny motto repeat 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

When Iím in a sober mood, I worry grumble and think. // When Iím in a drunken mood, I gamble play and drink.//But when my moods are over, and my time has come to pass,//I hope Iím buried upside-down so the world can kiss my ass.

Author: n/a, Source: Irish BlessingSaved by l1nds4y in prayer death funny 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

When this is all over Iím going to have my nervous breakdown.† Iíve worked for it, Iím entitled to it, I deserve it, and Iím going to have it.

Author: John Marsden, Source: Tomorrow, When the War BeganSaved by l1nds4y in funny deserve breakdown 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Author: Barney Stinson, Source: How I Met Your MotherSaved by l1nds4y in funny awesome sad 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

If I click my heels together three times can I get out of here?

Author: n/a, Source: unknownSaved by l1nds4y in funny dorothy 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

I identify with Dorothy, I seem to only attract men who are cowards, have no brain, or are in need of a heart.

Author: n/a, Source: unknownSaved by l1nds4y in men funny dorothy 1 year ago[save this] [permalink]

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